Abstract:
So I'm dog-sitting for this couple while they're out on their five-year anniversary and it just straight up dies on me. I know, I know. It sucks. So what would you do? No, that's a horrible idea. Where would I find a guy willing to do that? No, so I called them and told them the truth....
Cardiovascular Health
posted 10/02/09 @ 7:22 AM EST
So the moral of the story is that if you are carrying something that you want to get rid off, then tell anyone that asks that it is very expensive equipment. The other moral of this story is "crime does not pay." This story would be a lot easier to read if you broke it up into paragraphs.
I heard that the Old Testament was originally written like this (following) butthisisnotveryeasytoread. Or as Michael Jackson would say, having only one paragraph makes it look ignorant.