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Angry at Ani
HEY ANI. You must love my last name, because you can't keep me out of your articles. I don't care what you think. So what if the president thinks your article is ‘gold', I'll be ‘the critic' to disagree. It's just a way for people to laugh about you saying the word ‘bitch' 26 times and TYPE IN CAPS TOO, BECAUSE IT TOTALLY GETS ACROSS WHAT IT NEEDS TO…not. Facebook profile pictures aren't exactly a perfect representation of us, because if that were the case, you'd have melon boobs. (Nice profile picture from 2010, ANNIE.) I heard you don't like it when people call you that. Well, people call me WEINER ….I'm pretty sure you could deal with it, buttercup. It was about time someone called you out on your bullcrap rants, because I am fed up with the steamy bag of dog entrails you call an article every week. There is such a thing as an opinion, but when you complain every single damn week about pointless nonsense, people get sick of it. I'm Cranky Chrome, so do me a favor and shut the hell up.
Sincerely,
DJ CHROME
Daniel Weiner
Editor's note:
Daniel Weiner gave his consent to have his name used in both of Angry Ani's articles.
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