Angry Ani Speaks Out: Meatheads in Mirrors Make Me Mad!

So I woke up on this perfect fall morning in New England, in a great mood… and then I went on Facebook and I got really angry.  That's usually how it goes though, right?  What made me so angry was that the first post in my news feed was of this meathead, shirtless, flexing, and taking a picture, on his cell phone, in the mirror, of his "bod."  So. Freaking. Annoying.  First of all, we all know how much MIRROR PICTURES in general piss me off, but then you put this obnoxious picture that just makes you look like a tool on Facebook, with the bogus idea that someone wants to look at it? Yeah, that makes me angry.

While we're on the topic of Facebook…  People who message me, and I don't respond to them, but they CONTINUE to message me, piss me off.  This example of a message (with my commentary) that I'm about to give you is NOT an exaggeration. "Hey…[no answer] whats up… [no answer]… ? … [definitely not answering to a delayed question mark]… you there?... [still no answer]… ? … [REALLY? ANOTHER DELAYED QUESTION MARK? You already put one where it was supposed to be, why the hell are you sending send me a another?!]."  Yeah these conversations, or lack thereof, make me freaking angry.  And, it's not even that I'm purposely ignoring these bitches, because 97% of the time I'm not even by my computer.   The other 3% of the time, yeah, okay, I'm probably ignoring you…

The name "Debbie" makes me angry.  Not Deb, not Deborah, DEBBIE.  It just carries such a bad reputation with it.  Like, when I think of someone saying a person's name in context it kind of goes like this:  "Hey! Here comes Angela!" (everyone smiles).  However, in "Debbie's" case, it always seems to go a little something like, "Oh shit, here comes Debbie… (everyone in the vicinity disperses or acts like they're doing something requiring ALL of their attention).  Also, just for clarification, I don't dislike people named Debbie, just the name itself.  So anyone by the name of Debbie, I understand… it's not your fault. 

People who take forever to make a stanking turn.  THERE'S NO STOP SIGN, just you and a wide-open road, so put your shit kickers on the gas pedal and get out of the way.  I can't even tell you how annoyed it makes me when there is someone making a right turn, with their blinker on, no stop sign or light, but they have to come to an almost complete stop before turning the wheel and giving it some gas.  This makes me angry.

Want to know what else makes me angry? People who: cant type/don't use any grammar or punctuation when typing/ purposely/ ignorantly misspell words.  As I said before, I spent the last weekend sick in bed and after an abundance of sleep, Netflix, and a John McPhee book, I left it up to parentsshouldnttext.com and Facebook to entertain me.  One Facebook status in particular really made me laugh.  It also made me want to drop a second grade English book on this bitch's head.  "[Facebook user name] is going to need a box of wine to get me through this weekend."  That was the status.  Nothing wrong with that right?  As I read on further down, the comment that a kid posted was, "box(s)*."  REALLY?  You dumbass, the plural form of box is NOT BOXS, it's BOXES.  So of course, I couldn't resist adding the comment: "box(es)**… dumb-ass."

Finally, Dubstep.  Dubstep makes me angry.  I don't know how many of you have been to an LSC party either, but there always seems to be dubstep playing in the background, and in one corner there's that group of bitches dancing in pseudo-slow motion trying to keep up with the beat of the "music." HA oh yeah that reminds me of a funny joke…  Dubstep.

So there you have it, all the things that have been pissing me off this week and of course there is more to come!  Until next week, I'm Ani, and I'm pretty freaking angry.